When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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