We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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