Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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