i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Everything about him screamed your future.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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