I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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