i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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