I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
