In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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