im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
