Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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