I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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