I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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