Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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