you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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