I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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