READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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