Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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