I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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