i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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