covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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