porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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