i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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