If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
We are all done wearing pants today
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm always down for nudity.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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