Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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