ugly people sure do ruin things
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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