I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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