If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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