when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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