Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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