For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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