Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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