Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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