The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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