Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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