She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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