One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
where does the pee come out of this thing
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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