I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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