is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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