butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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