i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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