he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize