she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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