I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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