Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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