is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Actions speak louder than pants.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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