Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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