My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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