your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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