i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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