Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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