Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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