Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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