I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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