i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
