That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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