Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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