We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Randomize
