operation have a gay friend backfired
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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