Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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